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Bnb Allowance

Pocket money, paid in holding.

$BALLOWANCE on BNB Chain. Do your chores, earn your gold stars, and keep your allowance exactly where it belongs: in the jar. Tap the jar to try the lid.

Scroll to check your chores

The chore chart.

Every chore earns a gold star. Every gold star earns allowance. Tap the squares to fill in your week.

Allowance earned0 stars

My Chores

MTWTF
Buy the dip
Don't check the chart
Make your bed
Don't sell
Tell a friend

A note on the fridge.

Type your name and mom leaves you a note with your allowance. Connect a wallet and it's addressed to you.

Screenshot it. Frame it. Don't spend it.

Dear sweetie,

Here is your allowance for the week:

1 HOLD

Love, Mom

P.S. Don't spend it all at once. Actually, don't spend it at all.

GOOD
JOB!

Ask for cash.

Want to turn your allowance into cash? Just ask. Mom will know. Or dad will. One of them, surely.

Times redirected0
MOM
DAD

A card from grandma.

Every birthday, grandma sends a card with something inside. You already know what it is.

Your report card.

Straight A's in everything that matters, plus the project facts your teacher insisted on including.

Bnb AllowanceREPORT CARD
HoldingA+
PatienceA+
SellingNever tried
Ticker$BALLOWANCE
NetworkBNB Chain
Total supply1,000,000,000
LiquidityBurned
ContractRenounced
Withdrawals0
"A model student. Has never once touched the jar."

Look how you've grown.

Every year of holding gets a pencil mark on the door frame. Stand still, we're measuring.

Mom's instructions.

  1. Get a walletMetaMask or OKX Wallet, set to BNB Chain.
  2. Load up on BNBBuy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
  3. Swap for $BALLOWANCEOn PancakeSwap, with the contract address from the top of the page.
  4. Put it in the jarAnd leave it there. Mom is watching.

The birthday roadmap.

Four candles, four phases. Each one gets lit when we reach it. Tap a candle to blow it out or light it again.

PHASE 1First allowanceLaunch, liquidity burned, first 1,000 kids
PHASE 2Bigger jarTracker listings and a fridge of notes
PHASE 3Gold starsMerch, sticker packs and chore charts
PHASE 4All grown upBigger exchanges and the Bnb family

Good job!

You did your chores, you kept your allowance in the jar, and you never once asked for cash. Here's your gold star.

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$BALLOWANCE is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expected return, for adults 18 and over only. Bnb Allowance is a parody: no allowance or money is paid, and nothing here is financial advice.